Posted on Wednesday August 26th by Jebediah Reed | 1,343

super-mario-fire-hydrant

Oh my goodness, a Super Mario fire hydrant! Hi-lar-ious!

Yeah, well, it’s summer, and we feel draggy and not capable of much today except looking at lots of silly pictures on the internet. But fire hydrants do seem thematically appropriate for a lazy August day. Kids are probably playing around in one somewhere nearby, given the roasting weather here in New York.

They’re also just pleasantly iconic objects and fun to look at. We were reminded of that recently when our friends over at Urban Omnibus did a wonderful treatment on them, pointing out that an open hydrant spills as much water in 7 minutes as an average human drinks in a lifetime. (We’re hanging onto that little factoid for the next time we find ourselves in a conversational lull at a party.)

Actually, some of these treatments could be considered “street art,” which our high-minded friends tell us is dignified and high-minded stuff. Not the Mario hydrant, perhaps–but it’s still our favorite.

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In Cleveland sometimes they encourage painting fire hydrants. [Via]
hydrant man

Have you ever seen a leering street fixture before? [via]
leering-red-fire-hydrant

This little guy’s just excited to be a hydrant. [via]
excited-hydrant

In case you hadn’t heard, the world’s second largest fire hydrant–that would be in Beaumont, Texas–is painted like a cow. [via]
Worlds second biggest fire hydrant

Officer Hydrant is always on duty.  [via]
officer-fire-hydrant

This shot is called “Under the Weather.” [via]
under-the-weather

Chalked-in shadows in NYC’s West Village. [via]
barrow-at-greenwich-nyc

What strange things lurk…
evil-weed-hydrant

We just love this picture. [Julianne Tang Photography]
graffiti-hydrant

What, you didn’t know dragons wear big red hats? [via]
dragon-hydrant

Okay, this a sculpture made of groceries, not a defacement. Who cares, though -- right? [via]
fire-hydrant-made-of-groceries

This bit of artistry–perhaps more disturbing than amusing–can be found in the global hipster mecca of Williamsburg, Brooklyn. [Via this site, which offers a self-guided tour of NYC graffiti]
stenciled-fire-hydrant

It’s like a law of Nature: Oscar the Grouch is always amusing. [via]
Oscar the Grouch fire hydrant

A fire hydrant that’s simply too terrifying to deface… [via]
evil fire hydrant

Oh, the irony.
fire-hydrant-on-fire

[via] — Mario hydrant: [via]

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ALSO CHECK OUT ON INFRASTRUCTURIST:

except-for-anger1 HA! AMUSINGLY DEFACED STREET SIGNS

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celltree9 CELL PHONE TOWERS PRETENDING TO BE TREES

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10 Responses to “Ha! Amusingly Defaced Fire Hydrants”

  1. Dallas Says:

    Quick quiz for fellow infrastructure fans:

    Without looking, how many sides does a fire hydrant bolt have?

  2. Horseclaw Says:

    6

  3. Matthew R. Says:

    Love the shadows!

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  5. Ted King Says:

    It’s the valve stems and covers that have five (5) sides. Hence the special wrench carried on fire trucks for opening them. Of course, if you have a chain wrench that will do the job just as well.

  6. Andy Says:

    Actually, the town I grew up in had a contest, where residents could adopt a fire hydrant and paint it. The best painted hydrant got some kind of prize I don’t remember. If you adopted the hydrant, it was your job to make sure it was accessible by the Fire Department like clearing snow out from around it, and making sure the covers were on, but could come off. Adopters who properly maintained their hydrants would get a tax break on their property tax. Pretty cool idea, I think.

  7. цarьchitect Says:

    RE: Big-ass fire hydrants - Is it really a fire hydrant if it doesn’t operate as a valve.

  8. colin Says:

    I think the flaming fire hydrant is my favorite.

  9. HHF3 Says:

    I like Officer Hydrant. Do you happen to know where the one in Cleveland is located?

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