Posted on Thursday April 16th by The Infrastructurist | 4,688

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Let’s stipulate: This is kind of juvenile.

But a basic Google search did not turn up any results for a photo gallery of defaced street signs. And since the Internet must, by definition, contain everything, natural law dictates that we create one immediately.

So here is a gallery of cunningly altered street signs from many different times and places. We have tried to stick mainly (but not exclusively) with ones that are funny and/or interesting. They range from obscure and inspired (”This Is A Fad”) to shamelessly fratty (well, a lot of the rest…).

If you have in any notable specimens stored away on your digital camera, mail ‘em in and we’ll post another gallery.

UPDATE: Thanks, and we’ve posted a new gallery here.

stop-for-the-claw

Always stop for the claw.

horns-crossing

The flashing red hand should still be read as “Caution,” not “Ozzie… Ozzie…”

no-porking

For safety’s sake.

bush-in-a-dress-xing

What kind of person wouldn’t be cautious around them?

merry-christmas-from-down-under

Touching in its careful craftsmanship.

push-button-porn

Ah, youth.

from-1-planet

Almost cloying… but still manages clever.

only-a-fad

It always is.

ew-taint

Truly.

ped-soccer

Simple, elegant.

mr-mustache

And, finally, the infectious Mr. Mustache

Images via Flickr vidiot, gervo1865, slightlynorth, westbymidwest, tammylee_rose, amoraleda, liquidnight, girlposse, selyfriday

28 Responses to “Ha! Amusingly Defaced Street Signs”

  1. Dave Says:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/poetas/2958959666/in/set-72157613206706831/

  2. le w Says:

    scroll for 3 more…

    http://www.tumblr.com/tumblelog/conheartist

  3. Catbus Says:

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/211/504225303_79474d1ea2_o.jpg

    and also

    http://www.timproffitt.com/Humor/stop-collaborate-and-listen.jpg

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  8. Mike Says:

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/26/69425029_da23fd112b_o.jpg

  9. anonymous Says:

    Why is Craig Newmark crossing the street with Bush?

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  13. Alan Gutierrez Says:

    The city made this one all by itself.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/68076016@N00/2894906091/

    From New Orleans, post-Katrina.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/editor/271423582/

  14. Bob Says:

    Spotted in downtown Indianapolis:
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/jikan/255283660/

  15. Bob Davis Says:

    Not sure if I have a photo (it was over 15 years ago), but I saw a sign in Manchester, England reading: NO BARKING ZONE. (keep those doggies quiet, folks!)

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  17. Miserablist Says:

    Many, many years ago, before camera phones, almost before the internets themselves, a sign on my way home from work advised me I could “Bark all day for $7.” More than once I considered taking them up on the offer…

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  22. LBrowne Says:

    many years ago, on the campus of the University of Iowa, the University created building signs with stick-um letters. Probably not the best choice, as one directional sign pointed to the “Wombat Seaquarium”.

  23. Brad Says:

    You should check out altered signs group on Flickr

    http://www.flickr.com/groups/alteredsigns/

  24. Mike Hawk Says:

    My dick hurts.

  25. the street sign guy Says:

    Only a fad!!! I like that one. These types of street signs crack me up. They remind me of the signs that I think David Letterman used to show.

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  28. Tommy Says:

    From Croydon, U.K. Here’s another that is unintentionally funny without having been altered. It’s kind of hard to read because of the angle, but “underpass” was abbreviated to . . .

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/tommypix/3822000434/

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